American Horror Story Cult: Evan Peters Masturbating and Lots of Gross Deaths

This week's American Horror Story: Cult offered viewers a brief reprieve from the usual Ally-Ivy drama, focusing instead on leader Kai’s efforts to unite a band of enraged weirdos for a much greater purpose.

 

Now, we've met Harrison Wilton (comedian Billy Eichner), who meets Kai the day after Donald Trump is elected. Kai requests him as his new personal trainer at the gym, though it soon becomes clear that the Smurf-haired rebel is looking for more than just a new workout pal.

Personally, we think Kai is drawn to Harrison for two reasons: Wilton is a beekeeper (hence the abundance of AHS promotional bee posters), and the gym junkie is completely miserable! Specifically, he’s tired of having to be the one to clean up after people when they masturbate in the steam room. What did Eichner have to say about that?

"Kai convinces Harrison to murder his dick of a boss, cut off his head and hands, and dump the torso in a landfill — a plan that’s executed surprisingly smoothly, the comedian tells EW. "By the time we got to Kai jerking off in the shower, that was just icing on the cake. I think we shot that portion later on in the day. By the time we got there I was glad to have gotten through the other scenes because Harrison is put through the emotional ringer. One of my easiest jobs was watching Evan jerk off in the shower. That was the least of my concerns to tell you the truth!"

Among the gym boss death was beautiful reporter, and former AHS star Emma Roberts, who quickly realised that seducing news presenters won't give you a head start in life. The gang of clowns made their infamous comeback, killing the young reporter and cameraman before fleeing. But wait, where is Wilton's wife Meadow? In last week's episode, her blood had been splattered over the bedroom walls.

Is the husband always to blame? Or is it Donald Trump, since he's the star runner and muse of the cult series. Stay tuned for more AHS recaps next week!

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