There are two things the world’s most famous secret agent, Bond, James Bond, does better than killing evil masterminds who aim to take over the world and, then, feel obliged to reveal, in excruciating detail, their plans to 007 instead of just using their laser beam on him. These two things are: managing to destroy every single cool gadget Q reluctantly gives him, and bedding every single (or married) girl he lays eyes on.
Now, we’re sure for years you’ve been trying (unsuccessfully, we may add) to discover his secret and become the XXI century version of Giacomo Casanova. Fortunately for you, we have cracked Bond’s secret and are willing to share it with you: believe it or not, James Bond is (brace yourself) a fictional character! That’s it! That’s all you need to do: just become a fictional character and, in no time, you’ll be romancing the likes of Honey Rider, Pussy Galore and Plenty O'Toole.
In the meanwhile, and to celebrate that 7mate is airing all the classic James Bond movies, we have put together a list of 007’s top 10 pick-up lines. Warning: We take no responsibility if you get slapped in the face for committing the terrible mistake of trying these lines on hotties when you look nothing like Sean Connery.
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I'm just looking.
From Russia with Love
Tatiana Romanova: I think my mouth is too big!
James Bond: It's just the right size... for me, that is.
James Bond: Who are you?
Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming
James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.
Diamonds Are Forever
James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...
Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer?
James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
View to kill
Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
James Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?
The World is Not Enough
James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Tomorrow Never Dies
James Bond:[in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
For Your Eyes Only
James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”
James Bond: You’re not my type.
Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain?
James Bond: No, cause you’re single.