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April 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
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A man went to a dress up party.

April 23, 2010, 10:26 am
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What is E.T. short for?

April 22, 2010, 11:44 am
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An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?"

April 20, 2010, 9:32 am
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There once was a chicken that wanted to cross the road...

April 8, 2010, 12:29 pm
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller ...

April 6, 2010, 11:31 am
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs ...

April 5, 2010, 9:26 am
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A man's wife hits him across the head. "What's that for?"

March 26, 2010, 8:51 am
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There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette

March 24, 2010, 11:38 am
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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

March 18, 2010, 12:01 pm
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There is an Australian, Kiwi and South African sitting in a bar who have just ordered a round of beers

March 15, 2010, 4:02 pm
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night

March 9, 2010, 9:17 am
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music

March 8, 2010, 9:35 am
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Two sausages are in the pan one looks at the other one and says

March 4, 2010, 9:11 am
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Did you hear about the man who died drinking furniture polish?

March 2, 2010, 9:53 am
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A busload of politicians were driving down a country road in a remote part of Australia

March 1, 2010, 12:47 pm
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned

February 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
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A lovely elderly couple, who'd been married for 50 years, went to McDonalds to celebrate their anniversary

February 25, 2010, 9:40 am
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I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes

February 23, 2010, 8:51 am
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding driver, a Highway Patrolman sees a car puttering along at 22mph

February 22, 2010, 8:27 am
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