Ugly Betty

The Suarez family heads to Guadalajara to work out Ignacio's immigration problems. While there, Hilda, Betty, and Justin meet their extended family on Ignacio's side, including a random old woman who has magical powers like seeing into the future and finding a lost earring. She tells Betty some stuff about a tree branch that seems like nonsense, but is actually really wise. Despite Ignacio's evasion tactics, Betty manages to get some info about her mother's side of the family from her aunt. Turns out that the grandmother she had long thought dead is in fact alive, but had disowned her mother when she married Ignacio. Betty follows a Henry hallucination to a blue house, where her grandmother, whose mind is now addled, mistakes her for her mother, and makes amends. She also gives Betty some of her mother's clothes, and Hilda finds her perfect wedding dress. And just in time, too, as a foot-massaging stranger tries to convince her that she's meant to be with him. Said foot-massaging stranger also finds out who Ignacio is and makes a serious-sounding call that promises exacted revenge. This is bad news, since the immigration stuff didn't go so well and it looks like Ignacio will be in Guadalajara for a while.

Back at Mode, Alexis has to face her past when Jordan, her last girlfriend when she was Alex, takes part in a photo shoot. Daniel, who is super-wacky on the pills, wastes no time moving in, and Jordan seems into him until she admits that she still has unresolved feelings about Alex. This sends him straight to a dealer for more wacky pills, and it appears as the episode ends that he's about to be pummeled by some toughs. Meanwhile, Bradford goes through a bit of a mid-life crisis and tries to become the free-wheeling "Brad" he once was. Wilhelmina gives him some line about ruining all other men for her, and he finally signs his divorce papers. And finally, Wili gives Tavares a showing and he gays it up and gives Amanda the shaft. Marc finds out and totally comes to her rescue. He "ins" Tavares, but no one really cares. They do, however, care about his bad taste in buttons. Marc and Amanda celebrate by raiding the Mode closet, and in doing so find Fey's love dungeon. Things are about to get really interesting, and just in time for the finale!