Ugly Betty

Daniel is a sex addict. Betty goes so far as to arrange a meeting for him with a guy from Psychology Now, on the fourteenth floor, who coincidentally also used to be a sex addict. And the guy's treatment method? Giving Daniel some sort of crazy pills. He does eventually come through, however, with some first-class tickets to Guadalajara for the whole Suarez family, since Ignacio needs to go back to Mexico due to some weird immigration law. Shut up, U.S. Department of Immigration.

Also not as exciting as it might be, sadly, is Alexis discovering that Rodrigo is in cahoots with Bradford to get her out of the country. She's pissed, and also pretty sad, and it looks like she might take out Bradford in short order. On a more exciting note, Wilhelmina schemes to get Bradford to divorce Claire. She visits a rough-around-the-edges (and rough-looking) Claire in prison, and once Claire sees Wilhelmina's feet, she knows that Wilhelmina and Bradford are totally doing it. She doesn't take so kindly to the news, and threatens to kill Wilhelmina if she doesn't stay away from her husband. This gives Wili an idea, so she actually has Marc (I know!) rough her up a little, and he accidentally knocks her down some stairs. But it's all for the greater good. Wili, battered and in a neck brace, tells Bradford that Claire is responsible, and he finally starts talking divorce.

Meanwhile, it is Administrative Professionals' Day, and the Mode crew goes to a cheesy middle ages-themed restaurant where Amanda was previously the featured head serving wench. Nick, who hates Betty after discovering that she ate his yoghurt out of the fridge, taunts her as she is riding a mechanical steed, and Henry totally tries to defend her honour. This involves an American Gladiators-style jousting match, which Henry loses. Because, you know, he's kind of wimpy. BUT! As he is about to pass out, he looks up at Betty and says, "I love you." I KNOW! This promising moment is interrupted by none other than Charlie, who tells Betty to stay away from her man. They go off together before Betty can get clarification about Henry's feelings, so she decides to take her anger out on Nick, and totally whacks him upside the head with the jousting stick. She may not have gotten the guy (yet), but she at least gets to be the office hero for a little while.