So, Betty spends about half the episode trying to avoid everyone: Christina, because she's Wili's pawn; Daniel, because he was a dick; and Henry, because he has a girlfriend who isn't Betty. She also isn't too thrilled with Hilda either, who opines that she's too hard on her friends, and then brings up how she exiled a high-school friend who ruined their "anti-prom" by getting a date to the actual prom.

Daniel, meanwhile, has to deal with the whole "I slept with an underage model named Petra" incident. He offers her $75,000 to go away, but no such luck. He tries to cajole Alexis into putting Petra on the cover, and eventually, upon Henry's advice, confesses to her that he's being blackmailed. Alexis, however, is angry because Bradford offered her $10 million to resign from Mode, leave town, and let Daniel once again take the position of editor-in-chief. Thus, she demands his resignation in return for putting Petra on the cover. But, just in time, Daniel and Betty reconcile, and Betty saves the day once again by uncovering the fact that Petra is actually twenty. In the process, she and Henry reconnect, and eventually her goodwill extends to Christina, too.

Meanwhile, a lot of folks are getting busy. Amanda bags a closet straight designer, who provides her with hot sex and free clothes. Alexis gets devirginized by the creative director of Mode Brazil, who doesn't care that she used to be a man. He even goes so far as to invite her to come back to Brazil with him. And why? Because Bradford has promised him that he'll be Mode Brazil's editor-in-chief if he can get Alexis the hell out of his life. And whose idea was that? Wilhelmina's, of course. And speaking, of, she's getting a little too busy for her liking, and has Marc replace Bradford's Viagra with mints. But it doesn't matter, because she's just that good. However, she's not good enough to become the next Mrs. Meade, as Bradford tells her that he'll never divorce Claire. And finally, Hilda and Santos have started dating again, and, despite Ignacio's warnings to him, he proposes. And Hilda accepts! You know the only thing that could ruin this happy Suarez family moment? Ignacio's lawyer telling him that he'll have to go back to Mexico. And that totally happens.

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