So, as you may remember from the last episode of Ugly Betty, Daniel has recommitted to his boozing and womanising ways. Betty tries to get him back to being the responsible, creative fellow that he was for six whole months, and in the process tries to fend off Quincy Combs, a sleazy biographer who's doing an exposé on the Meade family with Daniel as his prime target. Alexis, however, has no problem blabbing to Quincy about how much she hates her father, and becomes quite interested when she finds out that Quincy has Fey's diaries, with the exception of the missing volumes from the last six months of her life. Quincy suspects that they might be found in Fey and Bradford's secret in-office "love nest", which Alexis is keen on finding. She eventually finds something in the diaries about how much her father cared about her, when she was a him, and softens a bit. And though the love nest is said by Amanda to be non-existent, it in fact is revealed to be behind a wall of shoes.

Wilhelmina is also interested in Fey's diaries, but for another reason -- she wants the skinny on how to seduce Bradford, since her attempts so far have been futile. As it turns out, Bradford has quite the foot fetish. Let that visual burn into your brain for a while, and then let out an appropriate-sized "Ewwwwwwww." Wili gets her feet soft and supple and commands Bradford's attention by picking up a pencil with her toes.

Meanwhile, what is meant to be a fun night out with Christina turns into a nightmare for Betty. First, she inadvertently disses a fat guy, then steals a microphone from a DJ and embarrasses both herself and Daniel, then has Daniel tell her that she's not his babysitter and needs to clock out when they leave the office, and THEN finds out that Christina has been doing Wilhelmina's dirty work. And what is meant to be a fun night for Daniel also turns into a nightmare, as he inadvertently sleeps with a sixteen-year-old model whose mother is angling to get her on the cover of Mode. He makes a late-night call to Betty for help. And what is meant to be a business-oriented night for Ignacio, who is supposed to meet his immigration lawyer at a dinner at Constance's house, also turns into a nightmare as she tries to force him into marrying her. But it's all because she's sad, so it's okay!

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