Charlie and Henry invite Betty to Charlie's birthday party. Betty is trying to pretend that the three of them can be friends, so she goes, but in order to save face, she invites her orthodontist to join her.

Meanwhile Daniel and The Chin are still totally doing it. She wants to depose Claire, but since Daniel is (rightly) afraid that Claire will confess, he hides his mother in a hotel under a false name... which Grace soon ferrets out, taking his mother to a restaurant to interview her. Daniel manages to get Grace away from the table and distract her with sex (captured on cameraphone video by Marc, to further Wili's plans of driving a wedge between the Meade siblings), during which time Claire slips away. Claire calls Betty away from the party to bring her a corporate credit card so that Claire can flee the country, so Betty stalls her by bringing her to Queens with the orthodontist still in tow. Betty calls Daniel to perform damage control, but he's kind of busy with Alexis, who confronts him with the sex video and gets all mad that Daniel's helping their (in Alexis's mind) evil father.

Grace quits the case, and Daniel tells Alexis that Claire killed Fey, and that Alexis's hotheadedness has doomed their mother to prison time. Back in Queens, Constance is stalking Ignacio. Hilda had tried to throw her off Ignacio's scent by telling Constance that Ignacio was seeing another woman, so of COURSE as soon as Constance sees Claire, she assumes that Claire is the other woman. A shoving match ensues, which Ignacio tries to defuse by pointing out that he and Constance aren't really a couple, but she responds by lojacking him and putting him under house arrest. Poor Gabe the orthodontist, sick of getting confused with Henry by everyone Betty's been talking to, tells her she obviously still likes Henry, and leaves with his dignity. Claire turns herself in, which means Bradford will soon be back at Meade Publishing, which means Wili has screwed Alexis out of her power play. Back at the office the next day, Betty tells Henry that she can't handle hanging out with him as friends (unspoken: because she looooooooves him). Amanda wears rubber clothes.

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