Daniel lets Betty review a hotel for Mode. After a lot of rigmarole with Walter, he ends up coming along. He also acts like he's seven years old, and from Mars instead of Queens. He doesn't like Mode Betty, you see?

Instead of taking this cue to get out of this dead-end relationship, Betty assures him that she's not going anywhere. She also writes a great review that Daniel can't use, because she isn't writing for the Mode readership. Lucky for Betty, Salma is her fairy godmother, and plans to run it in her magazine. Oh, and Salma also slept with Daniel, who, predictably, is now in love with her.

Wil spends the entire episode sweet-talking the Texan owner of what is clearly Wal-Mart in an attempt to get him to buy some ads in the magazine. She succeeds in that endeavour, and there may also be a new romance afoot...

Hilda goes to Justin's dad, Santos, to get the money to pay Leah Lawyer. Santos is kind of a ne'er-do-well with a gambling problem, but he gives her the cash at great personal cost, and seems to want to make an effort to be more involved with the kid. Justin is doubtful. And finally, we all learn that an episode without much Marc or Amanda means an episode that's not nearly as fun as the others.

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