Hey, and OMG! I can't believe, only a week after meeting my favourite new Other - he's DEAD because of some weird sonic fence?! Altogether now - WTF? Oh yeah, and Charlie? You're in soooo much trouble dude. Desmond's saved you three times now, but the dude's gotta go to the bathroom some time... Plus I have some awesomely exciting news to share!
Let's kick things off at the top - I so called that Jack and Claire were half-brother and sister last year. Need proof? It's in the pudding. Seeing as she never even learnt Christian's name, I can see only two ways of the family tree being discovered on the island - either Claire sees a picture of him while in Jack's company, or they finally find his body somewhere on the island, though I'm not certain 80 days laying abandoned on a tropical island would help keep him fresh...
Looks like we can add Claire to the list of killers - even though the accident didn't result in death, she ended her mother's life and the policeman, played by Aussie Rhett Giles, pretty much pointed the finger straight at her. The scene where she broke down and finally apologised was really upsetting - we've not seen this side of Claire before, and it hammered home how much motherhood has forced her to grow up and accept resonsibility. 
So, if I ever get visited from an unstuck from time Scotsman with a warning, no matter what it is, I'm going to apply it to driving. What is the deal with so many Losties being shoddy drivers or walking crash test dummies? 
Also, I'm so not going to listen to my meddling, whingey aunt if, God forbid, something were to happen to my parents. Altogether now - "Stay away, crazy cat-lady!" She's so totally a cat lady, she just left her knitting at home, I mean she's even wearing a knitted jumper!
I have to say, I think its awesome that the Losties are finally starting to share information with each other properly. Desmond came out (no not like that) and told Claire everything that was going on, Sayid busted Locke's stash 'o' boom and Kate finally hit up Rousseau about why she's not gone after Alex before. For far too long, they've all been keeping stuff hidden from one another - freedom from secrets is a grand thing.
So good ol' Patchy has mad skillz. He knows everything about everything - "That's a sonic fence. That's the wheelchair guy. That's a whale" - you get my drift. Seems that sitting around in a communications centre made him, well, damn good at getting his point across. He's all, "You guys suck! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you suck!” (Actually, that may have been Michael Scott... but it fits.) Kate, Sayid, Locke and Danielle are all flawed - tell us something we don't know, like more about the sub, or the magnificent man who wrote your list...
Oh. He can't. Thanks Locke, you destructive S.O.B. I've gotta say though, I swear I saw Patchy breathe - looks like the secret clue agrees with me!
It looks like Jack has sold out and signed up to work for The Man. Sheesh. You've changed, man, you used to be about the music, now you're all about the surgeries and spiking badly thrown footballs. At least he was hanging with Beardy Tom - if I had to hang with any other, I'd hang with him. And that's saying something, considering I've already hung with Benry... I have to give a mad shoutout to Peter Petrelli. When Dr Who, I mean Claude the Invisible Man, told him to do something unexpected, I seriously doubt he could've expected that. Awesome! At the same time, I award Isacc no snaps. He should've painted more often - he might've seen that coming...
Oh yeah, the exciting news? You've may have heard that Evangeline Lily and Dominic Monaghan are coming to town for a break very soon - trust me when I say I'm on it ;) Stay tuned - I'm trying to sort something pretty cool... Namaste
The Heroic Lost Ninja