Hey, and boy oh boy, have I got a king sized funbag of truth, news and other sweet stuff for you. Seriously, you best strap in because I'm shaking things up and taking us on through to the next level! We've got more concrete DJ Dan LIVE podcast details, the continuing saga of encrypted emails and Apollo action - let's get to it!
Phase III of The Greatest Heist has begun touching down around Australia and ninjas are letting me know when they've received their bars - if you've gotten yours and not gotten your pic up on Where Is Alvar, well, what are you waiting for? We're edging closer to that 100% target, but we need everyone's help to do so - let your voice be heard.DJ Dan has changed the time of his LIVE podcast - it will now be held on Friday 22nd around midnight - which means I'm excited to announce - LIVE Messenger Chat Party V2!! Everyone who anyone was here last time, and they'll all tell you how much fun it was. I'm willing to throw down the gauntlet now - we're gonna have an even better time with this podcast, because everyone is gonna be there, to learn the shocking truths live and to party! If you've not got messenger, you can download it from the link to the left - you can add me, hanso_ninja, anytime ;-)
No doubt you caught that crazy email message in my last post, following on from the one Speaker got Sunday. Head on over to Other Girl's - she got stung late Monday night. Thankfully, I've got awesome people who know how to crack code like I crack skulls, and they got to work on all of these quick smart - go check Speaker's post to see a full transcript of the three messages - and apparently something fishy might be hidden over on the looooooooong SHUTDOWN TheHansoFoundation.org! So, Rachel escaped straight after being tackled at the end of the Sri Lanka video with the aid of Malick's buddy De Zylva - a friend who appears to have paid the ultimate price in rescuing RB...Moving onto lighter topics - I finally caught the trailer for 'We Are... Marshall', starring Matthew Fox - looks awesome! Wondering what these pics are? No one ever believes me about the time I saved the day at Jurassic Park, so I pulled out the evidence. Take that! Next thing you know, they'll want me for JPIV.. Speaking of movie roles, I'm getting tingles - surely it can't be too much longer until Robert Rodriguez teases us with a publicity image of Naveen Andrews in his upcoming zombie film Planet Terror, half of Death Proof, his double feature with Quinten Tarantino... I don't know what I want to see more - Sayid kicking zombie ass, or a Sayid zombie!
Speaking of Zombies - American ninjas, have you gotten your copy of World War Z yet? The fall of humanity, recorded in book and audio book form. Mark Hamill voices a soldier on the frontline of New Jersey as the zombie horde first leaves New York and heads inland. I NEED this book. Brad Pitt already has the film rights. But that's not all the zombie news I have!
A new zomedy (zombie-comedy) debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival named 'Fido'. Stick with me - this is freaking genius! In the 1950's, a time of different values, zombies rise from the earth and begin to cause havoc. A corporation steps in and creates a collar, suppressing their desire to eat flesh, meaning they can now be employed as gardeners, maids, postman and the like. Timmy's Dad (Dylan Baker) is zombiphobic and is reluctant to get one, but his wife (Carrie-Ann Moss) gets one anyway. And so it is that Timmy meets his new best friend Fido, played by a shaven Billy Connolly! I KNOW!!! Such a shame that Fido's collar seems to be on the fritz... As soon as I find some images, I'll link em.Sorry if you don't like watching zombies. I do. As a ninja, I've got to be constantly wary, and seriously, zombies give me the creeps. They're almost as sneaky as I am - they'd outdo me if not for the groaning...I'm off to snoop for more truth - I wonder if there'll be any further encrypted emailing...
Namaste