The Heroic Lost Ninja


Rachel news madness & new DJ Dan!

Hi, and no mucking about, let's get to it. I'm starting to feel a little better, but so much has happened today I've not had time to feel sorry for myself - thanks to all of you who did for me. DJ posted a new podcast, and did little to convince me of the strength of his current state of sanity. Rachel posted a new video, hidden away, that'll prove to you how much of a butt-kickin' babe she truly is. Someone found another video of that WTK guy - but more on that later.

First, head on over to Dan's site - click on the link through to his latest podcast, it's at the bottom of the page at monster.com. For a guy who's supposedly all about shutting down the man, he sees to have gone all ga-ga on us mighty quick. Sure, I might say she kinda cute, but a ninja can do that, because I say it with a cheeky glint in my eye and you know everything's gonna be ok. He's flipped, go listen, you'll see.

Rachel had a new post up this morning, telling us to go find the video on the compass site. It may look like rubbish, but the lightbulb will appear and you'll find this link to Jeep in the trash.. It took a while, but folks tracked down how to do and we were treated to footage of Rachel not only being attacked, but turning around and kicking major IRON butt! Check out the interior of the car, and in the backseat you'll find a removable flashlight, view the demo and... voila! Poor Rachel seemed pretty bummed about what to do next, and then Mittelwerk's goon busted in and started going through her stuff, before he had to take a phone call about a fire at one of the institutes! She Daniel Stern'd him and got the hell out. You think you're on to something, Rachel? I think you're right.

While you're on the compass page, check out bearing 216. There's a code there that I couldn't crack, but thanks to the hard efforts of ninja's worldwide, I can tll you the details are wtk and themouthpiece, and to check out the video in mydocs. People are speculating that WTK= William T Kirkpatrick, the mand who brokered and then severed the deal between Jeep and Hanso, possibly due to information he received from Persephone (aka RB). So, RB=P and WTK is creepy but likes to give shout outs to true believers. I respect that. Mysterious WTK, I don't know enough about you yet, but I like your style.

AND if that wasn't enough to make the ninja sense say "Nup, that's it, I've had enough and I'm packing it in", those champions of truthiness of at the ROT boards, they're saying we need to keep our eyes out for daily clues - I've not got my head around this yet, aber ich denke du sollst nicht im Deutsch denken...

Anyone else pumped for Superman Returns? I know I am, I'm hopefully seeing it Thursday. But not nearly as pumped as I am for SNAKES ON A PLANE. This film has snakes. On a plane. With Samuel L Jackson. Awesome. Anyways, the trailer came out today, you gotta check it to see why I'm so hyped :) Thanks to everyone who has emailed me artwork, now that I'm back on deck I'll get to the pile tomorrow. The same goes for everyone emailing me clues - much appreciated, keep them coming, they'll all be going up in the gallery.

I hope Rachel's ok, I'm off to check...chillax, man!

NamasteĀ